So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT !".
But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you", and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird, and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says: "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the
exam 1 minggu
hmm . eth la mcm mn q pnya exam nnt too ..
smu ku hantam , eng , cina . maths . sains .. smu ku hantam
adededeh ! kik nya ...klu tk pon thun dpn aq tk dpt naik tingkatan "4"
q pindh g "st.domonic" , buang masa ku jk tinggl 1 kli lg d tingkatan "3"
bgs ku pindh knx2 ^^'' , sekolah "SMC" gilak !!
apa2 pon tk blh .. suttt !!!!
( skit nya jk cerita ku ) ><'
smu ku hantam , eng , cina . maths . sains .. smu ku hantam
adededeh ! kik nya ...klu tk pon thun dpn aq tk dpt naik tingkatan "4"
q pindh g "st.domonic" , buang masa ku jk tinggl 1 kli lg d tingkatan "3"
bgs ku pindh knx2 ^^'' , sekolah "SMC" gilak !!
apa2 pon tk blh .. suttt !!!!
( skit nya jk cerita ku ) ><'
I LOVE U
hahha ...
saja nk update xda cerita yg BEST
perkataan yg simple
aq syg dia
aq cinta dia
miss u JUDAH <3
11.5.2011 love this muahhhh <3
i love u judah
saja nk update xda cerita yg BEST
perkataan yg simple
aq syg dia
aq cinta dia
miss u JUDAH <3
11.5.2011 love this muahhhh <3
i love u judah
my new hair
ni la rmbut sya >< pndek kn ...mau tau napa pndek rmbut sya , ok .
gini time too hri isnin , aq cuti sendiri ^^'' x pe sklh
so , pg la aq salon d bndr dkt2 kfc tu tpi bhagian blkng2 dkt pasar mlm too....bha msuk sdh aq salon too , so aq gtau la sm tu tukung gunting tdak mo pendek cuma ksih nipis ama gunting2 skit d bwa rmbut ku too bha jdi mula sdh la dia gnting , bru aq tngk tu org cri dia gunting sngt2 plik bkn ada dia ksi basah rmbut ku tau apa trs d men gunting waduhhh @.@ mula risau sdh aq .... then ada ka dia p btelefon time gnting rmbut ku ! so aq ambil kesempatan la p tngk brapa pnjng dia gunting rmbut ku ! astaga gilak pnjang nya dia p gnting rmbut ku shiitttt ! hmmmmmm ! ok , sdh dia abis gnting trs bka kain gnting rmbut too , bkn ada d blow ka tau wat pax2 ..xda
juz like tat !!
mcm biasa la , byar dlu bru choowww ~~
naik kereta sdh , memang mo nangis sdh aq dlm kereta too
pa lg nangis la...!! mami ku ckp sdh la jan la nangis ...aq bls mami ku mcm mn aq ndk nangis 3 tahun o aq jaga rmbut ku smpi begini pnjng ! btl aq xda terpikir yg rmbut ku blh smpi gini pndek nya :'( dammm !! heart broken </3 , sy beragan2 mo ksi curl rmbut ku but , smu sdh TAMAT !!!!!!!aq benci too cina p gnting rmbut ku smpi gini !!! i hate u !! dlm seumur hidup ku xkn ku pijak tu kdai lg !!!
bodoh pnya tkang rmbut !!! noob !!!!!!!!!
terpksa la aq lyn rmbut pndek !! kimekk !!!!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< short hair <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
<<<<<<<<<<<<< byex2 long hair <<<<<<< </3
<<<<<<<<<<<,miss my long hair <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :'(
camping at school =]
hmmmm....sngt hapi khemeh d sklh haha ! kemarin awl2 bngun pgi mo b'siap2 , then sarapan luk bru p sklh
so , dha smpi kat sklh tnggu kwn2 dtng smu bru mo pg check in tu brng mksud ku sport check la wahah ..dorang tkt murid2 bwa HAPE -.-'' , so sdh habis check in naik la pg kls mo simpn brng2 kmi tu , trs tu d pnggil la smu murid pg dewan kcil untuk MERASMIKAN PEMBUKAAN CAMPING ni thun , jdi sdh hbis di rasmikan d sru lg murid2 smu pg padang main bola tuk bgmbr ! >> skip arr ^^'' <<
nah ! pkul 3 gitu main GAME la kmi haizz tu pling penat klu lari 1 team msti mo bpegng tngan yg pling pns mo jdi tu telur smbil belari astaga ! lau pcah ptong mrkah hmmmmm , game yg pon susah gk mo belakon la jawab2 soalan MATHS la lari sni lari sn kin pns bau keringat sdh kmi smu ewww -.-''
mcm 2 - 3 jam kmi bermain pnya la penat shitttt !!
ok ~~ dha jam 5 lebih gitu pg la kmi mndi bis bau keringt sdh kn ....
mndi bdan mandi rmbut sdh la rmbut ku ni tebal pjang ! air nya tu pelan nya blh lg aq tido bha !
lau msak , msak sendiri joo !!!
MALAM nya , setiap kumpulan kmi msti ada MODEL hahahahah ! kain ckgu bgi tpi design sdh wahahah !!
lucu nya !! kwn ku MAKEUP tu bdk luntur bnyk makeup nya , bb keringt dia terpksa la aq kips2 dia lol !
jdi sdh makeup MODEL2 tu , pas tu ckgu umumkn smu murid2 berkmpul d padang main bola
so , ddk la smu murid2 smbil menunggu MODEL2 tu kluar wat "SHOW" , hahah lucu sngt2 ada yg pondn2 agy !! tngh2 pdng tu ada "API" pns tu ><''
sdh pon abis SHOW then smu team hrus wat persembahan team kmi yg pertama aduiii ndk ku pndi nyanyi lgu tu =.= .......
ok part tu dha abis........
dha jam2 10 lebih gitu ....kita d suru ttp mata pkai kain then bapa mama angkt kmi bwa kita jln ...mo cri brng yg tertapo aduiii ssh nya mo bjln bru tu lmpu d sklh smu d ttp seram....bru ada yg mengacau agy , ksi geli tu telinga la pinggl la....astaga wahahah ! bb im so happy lar....<3 like it
wokeyyy....time to bad lak
hmmmm.....skit btl bdan ku tidur d lantai tu keras btl wahaha
so....ttdo la sdh aq ....pas jam 5 subuh gitu kwan ku -.- tidur mcm HELIKOPTER tendng2 aq ehhh ! kin pns joo !! ndk dpt ku bayangkan cri dia tdo haizzz.....smpi d bwa kaki ku adededededeh !!!! hmmmm susah !!!!
smpi sni jk cerita ku !! tq <3<3
skit badan blkng ku !! =[
so , dha smpi kat sklh tnggu kwn2 dtng smu bru mo pg check in tu brng mksud ku sport check la wahah ..dorang tkt murid2 bwa HAPE -.-'' , so sdh habis check in naik la pg kls mo simpn brng2 kmi tu , trs tu d pnggil la smu murid pg dewan kcil untuk MERASMIKAN PEMBUKAAN CAMPING ni thun , jdi sdh hbis di rasmikan d sru lg murid2 smu pg padang main bola tuk bgmbr ! >> skip arr ^^'' <<
nah ! pkul 3 gitu main GAME la kmi haizz tu pling penat klu lari 1 team msti mo bpegng tngan yg pling pns mo jdi tu telur smbil belari astaga ! lau pcah ptong mrkah hmmmmm , game yg pon susah gk mo belakon la jawab2 soalan MATHS la lari sni lari sn kin pns bau keringat sdh kmi smu ewww -.-''
mcm 2 - 3 jam kmi bermain pnya la penat shitttt !!
ok ~~ dha jam 5 lebih gitu pg la kmi mndi bis bau keringt sdh kn ....
mndi bdan mandi rmbut sdh la rmbut ku ni tebal pjang ! air nya tu pelan nya blh lg aq tido bha !
lau msak , msak sendiri joo !!!
MALAM nya , setiap kumpulan kmi msti ada MODEL hahahahah ! kain ckgu bgi tpi design sdh wahahah !!
lucu nya !! kwn ku MAKEUP tu bdk luntur bnyk makeup nya , bb keringt dia terpksa la aq kips2 dia lol !
jdi sdh makeup MODEL2 tu , pas tu ckgu umumkn smu murid2 berkmpul d padang main bola
so , ddk la smu murid2 smbil menunggu MODEL2 tu kluar wat "SHOW" , hahah lucu sngt2 ada yg pondn2 agy !! tngh2 pdng tu ada "API" pns tu ><''
sdh pon abis SHOW then smu team hrus wat persembahan team kmi yg pertama aduiii ndk ku pndi nyanyi lgu tu =.= .......
ok part tu dha abis........
dha jam2 10 lebih gitu ....kita d suru ttp mata pkai kain then bapa mama angkt kmi bwa kita jln ...mo cri brng yg tertapo aduiii ssh nya mo bjln bru tu lmpu d sklh smu d ttp seram....bru ada yg mengacau agy , ksi geli tu telinga la pinggl la....astaga wahahah ! bb im so happy lar....<3 like it
wokeyyy....time to bad lak
hmmmm.....skit btl bdan ku tidur d lantai tu keras btl wahaha
so....ttdo la sdh aq ....pas jam 5 subuh gitu kwan ku -.- tidur mcm HELIKOPTER tendng2 aq ehhh ! kin pns joo !! ndk dpt ku bayangkan cri dia tdo haizzz.....smpi d bwa kaki ku adededededeh !!!! hmmmm susah !!!!
smpi sni jk cerita ku !! tq <3<3
skit badan blkng ku !! =[
update !
hmmmm pa story ya lama xda update ><''
psl HOMEWORK la...!
haizz..mo mnti aq tngk kerja ku ni
folio ada 4 kerja rmh bertumpuk ! -.-''
bru smu kerja rmh dri bulan 1-4 mo hntr tmbh aq binggung ni ckgu jk sdh tau
kmi tingkatan 3 bnyk folio mo d buat bertabiat agy adedeh !! kin pnzzzz !
tpi pa la wat nama nya tingkatan 3 sdh ><'' bertahan la BRENDA !!! jiayou!!gambateh!!
pling benci homwork mo d hntr ialah "ART" sdh la aq xda cita2 menlukis ndk pndi melukis agy tu wahahahha !
terpksa suru kwn lukis kn wahahhahahaha !!! hmmm tu jk story ku :p
bye2 muahhhh
psl HOMEWORK la...!
haizz..mo mnti aq tngk kerja ku ni
folio ada 4 kerja rmh bertumpuk ! -.-''
bru smu kerja rmh dri bulan 1-4 mo hntr tmbh aq binggung ni ckgu jk sdh tau
kmi tingkatan 3 bnyk folio mo d buat bertabiat agy adedeh !! kin pnzzzz !
tpi pa la wat nama nya tingkatan 3 sdh ><'' bertahan la BRENDA !!! jiayou!!gambateh!!
pling benci homwork mo d hntr ialah "ART" sdh la aq xda cita2 menlukis ndk pndi melukis agy tu wahahahha !
terpksa suru kwn lukis kn wahahhahahaha !!! hmmm tu jk story ku :p
bye2 muahhhh
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